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Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assaultlibcrusher180  12/15/17
Re: the MPM campaign cycle is unbearablered-nosed alcoholic priest giving xmas sermon  12/15/17
Re: just have a HOT daughter and marry her to the LordNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: Dr. wyrm here, would you let me use you for a slime theory photo series?Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: shout out to my crypto sage bro exeunt, who made me $8k overnight..,,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: WSJ pens lengthy screen re rootless cosmopolitansThe Huffingandpuffington Poast  12/15/17
Re: "Medicine" is a flat out scam "doctors" are fraudsAloha Chad Boom!  12/15/17
Re: hehehe finalist for a $15K art grant heheheheBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assaultNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: My wife leaves our newborn at home while grocery shopping. I complained and sheMagical Asian Assurance Company  12/15/17
Re: the MPM campaign cycle is unbearable....::::..::..,,....,........,.,,,,,,.  12/15/17
Re: Damn, this is a great song. (link)WMT P  12/15/17
Re: Has there every been a better posting duo than evan&boom?(gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd)  12/15/17
Re: My wife leaves our newborn at home while grocery shopping. I complained and sheRefunkulus  12/15/17
Re: REMINDER: Franken has not resignedInsane right-wing gun nut  12/15/17
Re: PN got hit with a DUI :(((Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: I'm thinking for running as Republican for local office. I'm 26 and Mexican.tedcruztp  12/15/17
Re: WSJ pens lengthy screen re rootless cosmopolitansNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: My wife leaves our newborn at home while grocery shopping. I complained and sheI\'m a chad btw  12/15/17
Re: My wife leaves our newborn at home while grocery shopping. I complained and shetwins  12/15/17
Re: I'm thinking for running as Republican for local office. I'm 26 and Mexican.tedcruztp  12/15/17
Re: evan39 we need to quit standing for this current fraud "society"(Boom)Aloha Chad Boom!  12/15/17
Re: Any adderall bros get chest pains?Tap Dancer  12/15/17
Re: My wife leaves our newborn at home while grocery shopping. I complained and shezurich is stained (but it\'s not my fault)  12/15/17
Re: Any adderall bros get chest pains?Magical Asian Assurance Company  12/15/17
Re: Any adderall bros get chest pains?twins  12/15/17
Re: WSJ pens lengthy screen re rootless cosmopolitansCowboys and Franzens  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: Any adderall bros get chest pains?,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.  12/15/17
Re: My wife leaves our newborn at home while grocery shopping. I complained and sheSteeve  12/15/17
Re: Any adderall bros get chest pains?twins  12/15/17
Re: Rate this indulgent screed by a typically oblivious millennial shrew solipsistBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: Boom another "year" is goneevan39  12/15/17
Re: PN got hit with a DUI :(((I\'m a chad btw  12/15/17
Re: Any adderall bros get chest pains?Hussein Soetero  12/15/17
Re: thx for the date! youve got a fb request waiting for u haha ;)red-nosed alcoholic priest giving xmas sermon  12/15/17
Re: Boom another "year" is goneOh, you travel?  12/15/17
Re: Boom we're old as shit and never going to make itevan39  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: shout out to my crypto sage bro exeunt, who made me $8k overnightNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: Boom another "year" is gonedong of diesel  12/15/17
Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assaultDrakeMallard  12/15/17
Re: hehehe finalist for a $15K art grant heheheheBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: the MPM campaign cycle is unbearabletwins  12/15/17
Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assault.,.,,,,..,.,,\'\'.,.\'\'.,.,,  12/15/17
Re: Any adderall bros get chest pains?,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.  12/15/17
Re: *cums out of embarrassment*NIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: Star Wars: chubby azn girl hero who likes BBCcannon  12/15/17
Re: shout out to my crypto sage bro exeunt, who made me $8k overnighttypical lib pundit  12/15/17
Re: Boom we're old as shit and never going to make it(gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd)  12/15/17
Re: evan39 we need to quit standing for this current fraud "society"(Boom)evan39  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: Any adderall bros get chest pains?,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDHenry Aaron  12/15/17
Re: the MPM campaign cycle is unbearableNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: evan39 we need to quit standing for this current fraud "society"(Boom)Aloha Chad Boom!  12/15/17
Re: the "haha" threads are way better if u read the "haha" in mickey mouse voicegive us today our daily humiliation  12/15/17
Re: the MPM campaign cycle is unbearableevan39  12/15/17
Re: Rate this indulgent screed by a typically oblivious millennial shrew solipsistBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: shout out to my crypto sage bro exeunt, who made me $8k overnightNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: protip: CAR-fuckinh-DANOtypical lib pundit  12/15/17
Re: WSJ pens lengthy screen re rootless cosmopolitansDrakeMallard  12/15/17
Re: the MPM campaign cycle is unbearablered-nosed alcoholic priest giving xmas sermon  12/15/17
Re: LJL: Obama has higher approval rating in Alabama than Trump,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.  12/15/17
Re: So Trump could emerge from this proving:1.Obama wiretap & 2.Zero Russian collusiInsane right-wing gun nut  12/15/17
Re: Boom we're old as shit and never going to make itchandler (retired)  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: wearing 2 different shoes 2day ;/ knew this would eventually happen so check 1stHojRakso  12/15/17
Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assaultlibcrusher180  12/15/17
Re: Boom another "year" is goneevan39  12/15/17
Re: saturday doesn't work either? what about sunday? hahared-nosed alcoholic priest giving xmas sermon  12/15/17
Re: This is a fraudulent society.. I'm doing and saying what I want until the "end"evan39  12/15/17
Re: shout out to my crypto sage bro exeunt, who made me $8k overnight..,,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,  12/15/17
Re: This is a fraudulent society.. I'm doing and saying what I want until the "end"Aloha Chad Boom!  12/15/17
Re: I put a bunch of really creepy stuff in my Tinder profile and my match rate hasBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: Rate this indulgent screed by a typically oblivious millennial shrew solipsistLTDanKaffe  12/15/17
Re: Reviews are the biggest scam in 2017. Fake Amazon shit. Last jedi at 95%. Everytdon\'t run son halford sees you  12/15/17
Re: Thoughts on Terry Richardson technique of just shoving cock into chick's mouth?self-satisfied and socially compliant  12/15/17
Re: Saw a skinny millennial twink driving a Range Rover with "FLEX" on hoodevan39  12/15/17
Re: shout out to my crypto sage bro exeunt, who made me $8k overnightNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: LJL: Obama has higher approval rating in Alabama than Trump\"Cool Kid\" with stable of alts  12/15/17
Re: why shouldnt i buy 20k worth of cardano @ $0.13 and forget it?twins  12/15/17
Re: LJL: Obama has higher approval rating in Alabama than Trump\"Cool Kid\" with stable of alts  12/15/17
Re: Finished 2017 tax projections: netted $1.326 mil (CSLG)A Mistletoe is Performed  12/15/17
Re: Thoughts on Terry Richardson technique of just shoving cock into chick's mouth?Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: *President Trump reporting to his KGB handler after inauguration*chilmata  12/15/17
Re: crazy how obeezy tp went from 5'6 ugly TTT grad to 6'2 "played college ball" HYSA Charlie Brown Christmas  12/15/17
Re: Thoughts on Terry Richardson technique of just shoving cock into chick's mouth?self-satisfied and socially compliant  12/15/17
Re: REMINDER: Franken has not resigned.,.,,,,..,.,,\'\'.,.\'\'.,.,,  12/15/17
Re: shout out to my crypto sage bro exeunt, who made me $8k overnight..,,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,  12/15/17
Re: So Trump could emerge from this proving:1.Obama wiretap & 2.Zero Russian collusi,.,;:.,..,:,.,;:,.:,.,.,:,,..,;.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,  12/15/17
Re: LJL: Obama has higher approval rating in Alabama than Trumplibcrusher180  12/15/17
Re: Dr. wyrm here, would you let me use you for a slime theory photo series?Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assaultlibcrusher180  12/15/17
Re: I put a bunch of really creepy stuff in my Tinder profile and my match rate hasMagical Asian Assurance Company  12/15/17
Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assault.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,  12/15/17
Re: Roy Moore drunk at Tuscaloosa karaoke bar singing Father Figure by George MichaeHeteronormative, Cisgendered Bro  12/15/17
Re: Could they not find any minorities with good bodies for Star Warscannon  12/15/17
Re: LJL: Obama has higher approval rating in Alabama than Trump,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.  12/15/17
Re: *President Trump reporting to his KGB handler after inauguration*chilmata  12/15/17
Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assault,.,;:.,..,:,.,;:,.:,.,.,:,,..,;.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,  12/15/17
Re: Dr. wyrm here, would you let me use you for a slime theory photo series?A Charlie Brown Christmas  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. AND.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,  12/15/17
Re: Dr. wyrm here, would you let me use you for a slime theory photo series?Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: I put a bunch of really creepy stuff in my Tinder profile and my match rate hasBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: shout out to my crypto sage bro exeunt, who made me $8k overnighttypical lib pundit  12/15/17
Re: Dr. wyrm here, would you let me use you for a slime theory photo series?zarathustra  12/15/17
Re: So Trump could emerge from this proving:1.Obama wiretap & 2.Zero Russian collusi\"Cool Kid\" with stable of alts  12/15/17
Re: Saw a skinny millennial twink driving a Range Rover with "FLEX" on hoodchilmata  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDlawman8  12/15/17
Re: "Every man has committed sexual assault" the lib hissed at the incel virginmichael CharlesXIIikoff  12/15/17
Re: Trump: I am a handwriting analyst. Let me examine the Moores signature (link),.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.  12/15/17
Re: Dr. wyrm here, would you let me use you for a slime theory photo series?Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: Real talk: If xo poasters had been born female, 98% of them would've fucked BBCDick Trickle, RIP  12/15/17
Re: HEY ARE YOU A STAR WARS FAN BUY A NISSANA Mistletoe is Performed  12/15/17
Re: HEY ARE YOU A STAR WARS FAN BUY A NISSANBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assault,.,;:.,..,:,.,;:,.:,.,.,:,,..,;.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,  12/15/17
Re: Tax Mo's - Can I prepay California SALT for 2018? 2019?Insane right-wing gun nut  12/15/17
Re: HEY ARE YOU A STAR WARS FAN BUY A NISSANBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: Real talk: If xo poasters had been born female, 98% of them would've fucked BBCNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: Reviews are the biggest scam in 2017. Fake Amazon shit. Last jedi at 95%. Everytanimeboi  12/15/17
Re: pro tip: Vega Int'l Night School by Neon Indian is a 180 synthpop albumMagical Asian Assurance Company  12/15/17
Re: wearing 2 different shoes 2day ;/ knew this would eventually happen so check 1st.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,  12/15/17
Re: Watching a ridiculous online CLEHeteronormative, Cisgendered Bro  12/15/17
Re: Real talk: If xo poasters had been born female, 98% of them would've fucked BBCBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: Real talk: If xo poasters had been born female, 98% of them would've fucked BBChardiman  12/15/17
Re: Trump district ct nominee doesn't know what a motion in limine is- videoA Mistletoe is Performed  12/15/17
Re: WSJ pens lengthy screen re rootless cosmopolitansA Charlie Brown Christmas  12/15/17
Re: Real talk: If xo poasters had been born female, 98% of them would've fucked BBCWilbur Mercer\'s abs  12/15/17
Re: Stars wars: HEY FEMININE MEN, ARE YA RACE MIXING YET?AssFaggot (Chad biglaw litigator)  12/15/17
Re: Roy Moore drunk at Tuscaloosa karaoke bar singing Father Figure by George Michae,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.  12/15/17
Re: Finished 2017 tax projections: netted $13,213 (Wyrm)Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: HEY ARE YOU A STAR WARS FAN BUY A NISSANCowboys and Franzens  12/15/17
Re: Why did Mr. North choose a job at the dorito plant over the dr. Pepper plant?assburger  12/15/17
Re: Dr. wyrm here, would you let me use you for a slime theory photo series?Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDInsane right-wing gun nut  12/15/17
Re: Have you told friends/family about crypto riches?typical lib pundit  12/15/17
Re: Let's discuss our favorite cheeses to buy at Trader Joe'sKrampusnacht  12/15/17
Re: Finished 2017 tax projections: netted $1.326 mil (CSLG)nutella  12/15/17
Re: Reviews are the biggest scam in 2017. Fake Amazon shit. Last jedi at 95%. Everyt..,,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,  12/15/17
Re: Let's discuss our favorite cheeses to buy at Trader Joe'sClarence Beeks  12/15/17
Re: Mr. Jinx wearing headset, leading Bangkok seminar: "Sell me this buttplug"Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: new Star Wars was the BEST even better than Ep. IVanimeboi  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: new Star Wars was the BEST even better than Ep. IVtypical lib pundit  12/15/17
Re: What exactly did Hitler do that makes everyone say he was such a "bad man"?Citizen, Speak Turkish!  12/15/17
Re: Trying to help black gf pick out a (non-Indian) dentistchilmata  12/15/17
Re: Idris Elba: "lemme get dat motion in lemonade"Clarence Beeks  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: Idris Elba: "lemme get dat motion in lemonade"self-satisfied and socially compliant  12/15/17
Re: Mr. Jinx wearing headset, leading Bangkok seminar: "Sell me this buttplug"Cowboys and Franzens  12/15/17
Re: Let's discuss our favorite cheeses to buy at Trader Joe'sBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: Mr. Jinx wearing headset, leading Bangkok seminar: "Sell me this buttplug"self-satisfied and socially compliant  12/15/17
Re: BOBBY DIGITAL here. I've planned your deluxe tour of Charleston, SCA Mistletoe is Performed  12/15/17
Re: Ultimate prole tell - you have a giant Christmas popcorn tinHeteronormative, Cisgendered Bro  12/15/17
Re: new Star Wars was the BEST even better than Ep. IVCowboys and Franzens  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDlawman8  12/15/17
Re: Mr. Jinx wearing headset, leading Bangkok seminar: "Sell me this buttplug"Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro  12/15/17
Re: Have you told friends/family about crypto riches?,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.  12/15/17
Re: Trying to help black gf pick out a (non-Indian) dentistBehold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: Ultimate prole tell - you have a giant Christmas popcorn tinClarence Beeks  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: Real talk: If xo poasters had been born female, 98% of them would've fucked BBChardiman  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDmichael CharlesXIIikoff  12/15/17
Re: Dr. wyrm here, would you let me use you for a slime theory photo series?Behold! Serf, a life you will never know  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: Idris Elba: "lemme get dat motion in lemonade"Magical Asian Assurance Company  12/15/17
Re: Idris Elba: "lemme get dat motion in lemonade"NIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: Ultimate prole tell - you have a giant Christmas popcorn tinbloodacre roasting on an open fire  12/15/17
Re: What exactly did Hitler do that makes everyone say he was such a "bad man"?DrakeMallard  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. AND.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,  12/15/17
Re: What exactly did Hitler do that makes everyone say he was such a "bad man"?hardiman  12/15/17
Re: Finished 2017 tax projections: netted $1.326 mil (CSLG)porjectfinAAnce  12/15/17
Re: The Hill: Lisa Bloom sought compensation to pay women to accuse Trump of assaultDrakeMallard  12/15/17
Re: Ultimate prole tell - you have a giant Christmas popcorn tinMagical Asian Assurance Company  12/15/17
Re: Let's discuss our favorite cheeses to buy at Trader Joe'sKrampusnacht  12/15/17
Re: What exactly did Hitler do that makes everyone say he was such a "bad man"?hardiman  12/15/17
Re: WSJ pens lengthy screen re rootless cosmopolitansDrakeMallard  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDJean Jacques Jingleheimerdood  12/15/17
Re: What exactly did Hitler do that makes everyone say he was such a "bad man"?hardiman  12/15/17
Re: Video: Trump judicial nominee unable to answer basic legal q'sMinister-Counselor  12/15/17
Re: Ultimate prole tell - you have a giant Christmas popcorn tinHeteronormative, Cisgendered Bro  12/15/17
Re: How would you take a throwaway 1k and invest it in crypto rnBenzodiazepine Blepharospasms  12/15/17
Re: Ultimate prole tell - you have a giant Christmas popcorn tinHeteronormative, Cisgendered Bro  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: Is it "chill" to change metro cars if a nig gets onBenzodiazepine Blepharospasms  12/15/17
Re: How would you take a throwaway 1k and invest it in crypto rnKilns4Kikes  12/15/17
Re: Video: Trump judicial nominee unable to answer basic legal q'sClarence Beeks  12/15/17
Re: Should I go to a movie and buy a bucket of popcorn or buy an ETH coin?>Oh, you travel?  12/15/17
Re: Finished 2017 tax projections: netted $1.326 mil (CSLG)nutella  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. AND.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,  12/15/17
Re: Should I go to a movie and buy a bucket of popcorn or buy an ETH coin?>Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro  12/15/17
Re: Finished 2017 tax projections: netted $1.326 mil (CSLG)chandler (retired)  12/15/17
Re: How would you take a throwaway 1k and invest it in crypto rnBenzodiazepine Blepharospasms  12/15/17
Re: Trying to help black gf pick out a (non-Indian) dentisthardiman  12/15/17
Re: Tax Mo's - Can I prepay California SALT for 2018? 2019?Insane right-wing gun nut  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: Idris Elba: "lemme get dat motion in lemonade"\"\"\"\"\'\'  12/15/17
Re: nothing makes me happier than filing a demand for speedy trialTaylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: Finished 2017 tax projections: netted $1.326 mil (CSLG)calishitlawguru  12/15/17
Re: What exactly did Hitler do that makes everyone say he was such a "bad man"?NIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
Re: Finished 2017 tax projections: netted $1.326 mil (CSLG)Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle  12/15/17
Re: Just saw new Star Wars. LOL WTFMagical Asian Assurance Company  12/15/17
Re: Star Wars: chubby azn girl hero who likes BBCtypical lib pundit  12/15/17
Re: PN got hit with a DUI :(((Krampusnacht  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. ANDspaceporn2525  12/15/17
Re: What EXACTLY did HRC do that trumpmos contend was all "Lock her up" worthy. AND.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,  12/15/17
Re: Bernie Bros turning on blacks, poast "racist" flyers at Temple UNIGGER HOLDUP  12/15/17
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: libcrusher180



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: red-nosed alcoholic priest giving xmas sermon(Pederastrian)


Whoa CR friend

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: ..,,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,

would also note that price wasnt decimated by last night's bitcoin explosion. indicates coinholder base that won't flee at the first pump.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Anyone? Any trummpmo at all?

Going to lunch. hopefully they'll be something responsive here when I come back.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: The Huffingandpuffington Poast

cr. its basically just homeward bound for humans. the girl just seems moderately annoying but not enough so to make for good commentary.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Aloha Chad Boom!(Boom)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP

seriously?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

your wife sounds absolutely insufferable. have fun when she takes half your shit and the kid in a few years

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,.,,,,,,.



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: WMT P

I knew about YoungBoy and heard a couple of his songs but somehow missed this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts4sQrjOQJg

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: (gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Refunkulus(never count out a MUSCLE NUT)


lol wtf

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

and it's the first type who get pulled over (over correcting their steering, panicking at cops etc)

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: tedcruztp(Mexicans & whites unite against the kikes!)


Chile is 180

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP

did it talk about the JQ?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: I\'m a chad btw

lol what the hell

does your wife have postpartum depression or something?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: twins

Wtf

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: tedcruztp(Mexicans & whites unite against the kikes!)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Aloha Chad Boom!(Boom)


That's all it is

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Tap Dancer

My fucking hair started falling out

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: zurich is stained (but it\'s not my fault)

is this flame? I wouldn't even leave my toddler home alone while he was sleeping to buy cigarettes at the 7-11 down the street, which would take me all of 10-15 mins.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

(upcoming heart attackmo)

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: twins

Have you gotten your bloodwork? Not flame you could be potassium deficient, which you could clear up by switching to potassium salt.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Cowboys and Franzens

started promising, didn't pay off

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP

ruined the country of Libya for personal/political gain (which kinda backfired)
admittedly, this is not necessarily criminal according to our law codes

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

jfc. is it angina or something else

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Steeve

freaked out because I said she's irresponsible, what if something happened, etc. Then she took our baby and spent the night at her mom's house. Am I wrong here?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: twins

Jesus.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

she'd just enjoy the attention and pen another self indulgent screed

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: evan39

Soon it will be like 2021 on the "calendar"

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: I\'m a chad btw

remember when he made threats against the POTUS?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Hussein Soetero

Not flame I have persistent chest pain 8 years after stopping. Mainly triggered by stress or lack of sleep.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: red-nosed alcoholic priest giving xmas sermon(Pederastrian)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Oh, you travel?



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: evan39

Time is a lie we can do anything easy

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

this is what I said above:

"BUT, for example, using his own cell phone. Sharing top secret documents with the Japanese, in the open, in his own restaurant. Leaking confidential and privileged information about security risks re laptops on airplanes. Not to mention the pretty active exploitation of his hotels and restaurants as PResident (which presumably only requires de minimus action in order to be violative of law.)"

Can you respond substantively?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP

they are i think?

this guy here is just punctuation

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: dong of diesel

LJL

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: DrakeMallard(When there's trouble you call DW)


Lean in!

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

I only started making photos last year hehehehehe

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: twins

"solzy is one of the greatest--"
e39: "then maybe he should be running"

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: .,.,,,,..,.,,\'\'.,.\'\'.,.,,

She was trying to silence Weinstein's accusers while bribing women to accuse Trump. Damn, that's versatility.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

did the pains go away right away when you stopped taking it? mine are still lingering and its been a few weeks since i went off it.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: cannon



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: typical lib pundit

is exethereum tp not exeunt tp?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: (gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: evan39

Agreed, friend. We need to stop worrying about money and "women" and all the other horseshit.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

i did. weeks ago. chest pains haven't gone away. am i permafucked?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Henry Aaron

He can’t even identify it in his own fucking thread. He’s a dunce

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Aloha Chad Boom!(Boom)


Thoughts?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: give us today our daily humiliation(uspo)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: evan39

That's only because you're a total loser who never had a chance, believe me.

*crowd cheers*

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

I’m newly sober and dog-paddling through the booze all around me. It’s summer, and Whole Foods has planted rosé throughout the store. Rosé is great with fish! And strawberries! And vegan protein powder! (Okay, I made that last one up.) At the office, every desk near mine has a bottle of wine or liquor on it in case people are too lazy to walk the 50 feet to one of the well-stocked communal bars we’ve built on our floor. Driving home from work, I pass billboard ads for Fluffed Marshmallow Smirnoff and Iced Cake Smirnoff and not just Cinnamon, but Cinnamon Churros Smirnoff. A local pharmacy, the same one that fucks up my prescription three months in a row, installs self-service beer taps and young men line up with their empty growlers all the way back to Eye & Ear Care.

Traveling for work, I steel myself for the company-sponsored wine tasting. Skipping it is not an option. My plan is to work the room with my soda and lime, make sure I’m seen by the five people who care about these things, and leave before things get sloppy (which they always do). Six wines and four beers are on display at the catering stand. I ask for club soda and get a blank look. Just water, then? The bartender grimaces apologetically. “I think there’s a water fountain in the lobby?” she says.

There is. But it’s broken. I mingle empty-handed for 15 minutes, fending off well-meaning offers to get me something from the bar. After the fifth, I realize I’m going to cry if one more person offers me alcohol. I leave and cry anyway. Later I order vanilla ice cream from room service to cheer myself up.

“People love this with a shot of bourbon poured over it,” the person taking my order says. “Any interest in treating yourself?”

***

That’s the summer I realize that everyone around me is tanked. But it also dawns on me that the women are super double tanked — that to be a modern, urbane woman means to be a serious drinker. This isn’t a new idea — just ask the Sex and the City girls (or the flappers). A woman with a single malt scotch is bold and discerning and might fire you from her life if you fuck with her. A woman with a PBR is a Cool Girl who will not be shamed for belching. A woman drinking MommyJuice wine is saying she’s more than the unpaid labor she gave birth to. The things women drink are signifiers for free time and self-care and conversation — you know, luxuries we can’t afford. How did you not see this before? I ask myself. You were too hammered, I answer back. That summer I see, though. I see that booze is the oil in our motors, the thing that keeps us purring when we should be making other kinds of noise.

***

One day that summer I’m wearing unwise (but cute, so cute) shoes and trip at the farmer’s market, cracking my phone, blood-staining the knees of my favorite jeans, and scraping both my palms. Naturally, I post about it on Facebook as soon as I’ve dusted myself off. Three women who don’t know I’m sober comment quickly:

“Wine. Immediately.”

“Do they sell wine there?”

“Definitely wine. And maybe new shoes.”

Have I mentioned that it’s morning when this happens? On a weekday? This isn’t one of those nightclub farmer’s markets. And the women aren’t the kind of beleaguered, downtrodden creatures you imagine drinking to get through the day. They’re pretty cool chicks, the kind people ridicule for having First World Problems. Why do they need to drink?

Well, maybe because even cool chicks are still women. And there’s no easy way to be a woman, because, as you may have noticed, there’s no acceptable way to be a woman. And if there’s no acceptable way to be the thing you are, then maybe you drink a little. Or a lot.

***

The year before I get sober, I’m asked to be The Woman on a panel at the company where I work. (That was literally the pitch: “We need one woman.”) Three guys and me, talking to summer interns about company culture. There are two female interns in the audience, and when it’s time for questions, one says:

“I’ve heard this can be a tough place for women to succeed. Can you talk about what it’s been like for you?”

As The Woman, I assume for some reason that the question is directed at me. “If you’re tough and persistent and thick-skinned, you’ll find your way,” I say. “I have.”

I don’t say she’ll have to work around interruptions and invisibility and micro-aggressions and a scarcity of role models and a lifetime of her own conditioning. My job on this panel is to make this place sound good, so I leave some stuff out. Particularly the fact that I’m drinking at least one bottle of wine a night to dissolve the day off of me.

But she’s a woman. She probably learned to read between the lines before she could read the lines themselves. She thanks me and sits down.

“I disagree,” says the guy sitting next to me. “I think this is a great company for women.”

My jaw gently opens on its own.

The guy next to him nods. “Absolutely,” he said. “I have two women on my team and they get along great with everyone.”

Of course they do, I think but don’t say. It’s called camouflage.

Guy #1 continues. “There’s a woman on my team who had a baby last year. She went on maternity leave and came back, and she’s doing fine. We’re very supportive of moms.”
Guy #3 jumps in just to make sure we have 100% male coverage on the topic. “The thing about this place,” he says, “is it’s a meritocracy. And merit is gender-blind.” He smiles at me and I stare back. Silent balefulness is all I have to offer, but his smile wavers so I know I’ve pierced some level of smug.

The panel organizer and I fume afterward. “Those fucking fucks,” she says. “Ratfucks.”

What’s a girl to do when a bunch of dudes have just told her, in front of an audience, that she’s wrong about what it’s like to be herself?

What’s a girl to do when a bunch of dudes have just told her, in front of an audience, that she’s wrong about what it’s like to be herself? I could talk to them, one by one, and tell them how it felt. I could tell the panel organizers this is why you never have just one of us up there. I could buy myself a superhero costume and devote the rest of my life to vengeance on mansplainers everywhere.

Instead, I round up some girlfriends and we spend hundreds of dollars in a hipster bar, drinking rye Manhattans and eating tapas and talking about the latest crappy, non-gender-blind things that have happened to us in meetings and on business trips and at performance review time. They toast me for taking one for the team. And when we are good and numb we Uber home, thinking Look at all we’ve earned! That bar with the twinkly lights. That miniature food. This chauffeured black car. We are tough enough to put up with being ignored and interrupted and underestimated every day and laugh it off together. We’ve made it. This is the good life. Nothing needs to change.

***

Do you remember the Enjoli perfume commercial from the 1970s? The chick who could bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never let you forget you’re a man?
I blame that bitch for a lot. For spreading the notion that women should have a career, keep house, and fuck their husbands, when the only sane thing to do is pick two and outsource the third. For making it seem glamorous. For suggesting it was going to be fun.

And for the tagline she dragged around: “The 8-Hour Perfume for the 24-Hour Woman.” Just in case you thought you could get one fucking hour off the clock.

More tales of my first sober summer: I go to an afternoon showing of Magic Mike at one of those fancy theaters that serves cocktails to blunt the terrible stress of watching a movie in air-conditioned comfort. A few rows ahead of me, a group of women are drinking champagne through straws. They whoop and holler at the screen as though at an actual Chippendale’s. In the parking lot afterward, one of them says to the others:

“Girl time! We have to claim our girl time.” “We’ve earned this,” another replies. And then they drive off in separate directions.

There’s always one person who can’t deal if someone isn’t drinking.

A baby shower is in progress at the nail parlor. Except for the guest of honor, everyone is drinking wine, lots of it. I wonder if the mom-to-be minds, if it feels like they’re rubbing it in. “Thank God there are places like this where we can have lady time,” a woman in a yellow dress says. She tells the mom-to-be she’s far enough along to have some wine. It seems important to her that the mom-to-be drink with them. I catch myself nodding. You,

I think. Yeah, I know you. There’s always one person who can’t deal if someone isn’t drinking.

“I’m going to feel hungover by dinner,” a different woman says. “But it’s so worth it. How often do you get a chance to get away from your kids for an afternoon?”

I personally think this is an insensitive thing to say at a baby shower.

Is it really that hard, being a First World woman? Is it really so tough to have the career and the spouse and the pets and the herb garden and the core strengthening and the oh-I-just-woke-up-like-this makeup and the face injections and the Uber driver who might possibly be a rapist? Is it so hard to work ten hours for your rightful 77% of a salary, walk home past a drunk who invites you to suck his cock, and turn on the TV to hear the men who run this country talk about protecting you from abortion regret by forcing you to grow children inside your body?

I mean, what’s the big deal? Why would anyone want to soften the edges of this glorious reality?

***

I run a women’s half-marathon on a day in August when temperatures are fifteen degrees above normal. It’s a — what do you call it — a horror show. But I finish and someone puts a finisher’s medal on me. I’m soaked, chafed, limping, and still triumphant. Until they say:

“The margarita tent is right over there!”

A yoga studio where I sometimes practice starts a monthly “Vinyasa & Vino” event: an hour of fast-paced yoga in a hundred-degree room, followed by a glass of an addictive, dehydrating substance (made locally!). Oh, but it’s about mindful savoring, I’m told. Well, then. Apologies for thinking it was about mindful reciprocal advertising to an overwhelmingly female audience, and om shanti.

A local kitchen shop offers a combination knife-skills and wine-tasting class — yes, wine for people who have already self-identified as being so clumsy with sharp objects that they need professional instruction.

At the waxing salon, a cut-glass decanter of tequila is at the ready for first-time Brazilian customers, which — okay, you know what, that tequila was actually pretty helpful back in the day, and far be it from me to deprive other first-timers.

Is there nothing so inherently absorbing or high-stakes or pleasurable that we won’t try to alter our natural response to it?

But knives and booze, yoga and booze, 13 mile runs and booze? What’s next to be liquored up: CPR training? Puppy ballet class? (Not really a thing, but someone should get on it.) Is there nothing so inherently absorbing or high-stakes or pleasurable that we won’t try to alter our natural response to it? Maybe women are so busy faking it — to be more like a man at work, more like a porn star in bed, more like 30 at 50 — that we don’t trust our natural responses anymore. Maybe all that wine is an Instagram filter for our own lives, so we don’t see how sallow and cracked they’ve become.

Toward the end of summer I take a trip to Sedona and post a photo to Facebook that captures the red rocks, a stack of books, a giant cocoa smoothie, and my glossy azure toenails in one frame. It is scientifically the most vacation-y photo ever taken.

“Uh, where’s the wine?” someone wants to know.

“Yeah, this vacation seems to be missing wine,” someone else chimes in.

I go to a stationery store to buy a card for a girlfriend. I couldn’t keep it together enough to track greeting card occasions when I was drinking, so it’s been a while since I’ve visited a card shop. There are three themes in female-to-female cards: 1) being old as fuck, 2) men are from Mars, and 3) wine.

“Wine is to women as duct tape is to men…it fixes everything!”

“I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?”

“Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can…and wine to accept the things I cannot.”

Newly sober women have a lot of wonderful qualities, but lack of judginess not one of them. I don’t just stand there mentally tsk-tsking at the cards. I actually physically shake my head at them like Mrs. Grundy. Are you sure you can’t change those things? I think.
And have you stopped to think that if you need ethanol — yes, at this point in my sobriety I called wine ethanol, don’t you wish you could have hung out with me then? — to accept them, maybe it’s because they’re unacceptable?

***

The longer I am sober, the less patience I have with being a 24-hour woman. The stranger who tells me to smile. The janitor who stares at my legs. The men on TV who want to annex my uterus. Even the other TV men, who say that abortion should be “safe, legal, and rare.” What the fuck business is it of yours whether it’s rare or not? I think.

The magazines telling me strong is the new sexy and smart is the new beautiful, as though strong and smart are just paths to hot. The Facebook memes: muscles are beautiful. No, wait: fat is beautiful. No, wait: thin is beautiful, too, as long as you don’t work for it. No, wait: All women are beautiful! As though we are toddlers who must be given exactly equal shares of princess dust, or we’ll lose our shit.

And then I start to get angry at women, too. Not for being born wrong, or for failing to dismantle a thousand years of patriarchy on my personal timetable. But for being so easily mollified by a bottle. For thinking that the right to get as trashed as a man means anything but the right to be as useless.

“What,” says a woman I enjoy arguing with, “so they can get fucked up and we have to look after them?”

No, I tell her. We have to look after ourselves.

“That still doesn’t seem fair,” she says, not unreasonably.

We can’t afford to live lives we have to fool our own central nervous systems into tolerating.

But who said anything about fairness? This isn’t about what’s fair. It’s about what we can afford. And we can’t afford this. We can’t afford to pretend it’s fine that everything we do or think or wear or say yes or no to is somehow wrong. We can’t afford to act like it’s okay that “Girls can do anything!” got translated somewhere along the line into “Women must do everything.” We can’t afford to live lives we have to fool our own central nervous systems into tolerating.

We can’t afford to be 24-hour women.

I couldn’t afford to be a 24-hour woman. But it didn’t stop me from trying till it shattered me.

I am very angry with women that summer and then I’m very, very angry with myself. And I stay that way for months, trudging through my first sober Christmas and job change and flu and birthday and using that anger at every turn as a reminder to pay attention and go slow and choose things I actually want to happen. By the time summer comes back around I realize I no longer smell like eight-hour perfume.

***

That second summer, I meet my friend Mindy outside San Diego, where her adopted son is days from being born. Mindy’s dark alleys were different from mine, but she walked them all the same and walked herself out of them, too. Sometimes, talking about the recent past, we blink at each other like people struggling to readjust to sunlight after a long, bad movie. More and more it’s the new that gets our attention: my new job, her newish and happy marriage, the book I’m writing and the classes she’s taking. The things we are making happen, step by step.

We spend the weekend moving slowly and sleeping late and — hypocritically — wishing the lazy baby would hurry up already. On Sunday morning we’re reading by the deep end of the hotel pool when the shallow end starts to fill with women, a bridal party to judge by what we overhear. And we overhear a lot, because they arrive already tipsy and the pomegranate mimosas — pomegranate is a superfood! one woman keeps telling the others — just keep coming until that side of the pool seems like a Greek chorus of women who have major grievances with their bodies, faces, children, homes, jobs, and husbands but aren’t going to do anything about any of it but get loaded and sunburned in the desert heat.

I give Mindy the look that women use to say do you believe this shit? with only a slight tightening of the eyeballs. The woman on the other side of her catches the look and gives it back to me over her laptop, and then woman next to her joins in too. We engage in a silent four-way exchange of dismay, irritation, and bitchiness, and it is wonderful.

Then Mindy slides her Tom Ford sunglasses back over her eyes and says, “All I can say is it’s really nice on this side of the pool.” I laugh and my heart swells against my swimsuit and I pull my shades down too, to keep my suddenly watery eyes to myself. Because it is. It is so nice on this side of the pool, where the book I’m reading is a letdown and my legs look too white and the ice has long since melted in my glass and work is hard and there’s still no good way to be a girl and I don’t know what to do with my life and I have to actually deal with all of that. I never expected to make it to this side of the pool. I can’t believe I get to be here.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP

he called u exeuent

anyway, for credit u obviously need to poast under a moniker

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

not really. I like your quotation marks around conspiracy theories, btw.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: typical lib pundit

this coin was designed for xo. it's abbreviation is literally ADA, which anyway you interpret it - disabilities act, dental assoc, diabetes assoc - pretty much covers every poster

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: DrakeMallard(When there's trouble you call DW)


Nice to read a piece without sneering smug millenial big city shitlib condescension as the undercurrent to the whole thing

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: red-nosed alcoholic priest giving xmas sermon(Pederastrian)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

neither will Obama I guess. but seriously, how the fuck does this happen?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

Sad (or sick!)

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

I think this is as close to "uncle" as I'm going to get. Now get the fuck out of here.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: HojRakso

There's something poignant about the fact that you're a pumo but you've added a Merry Christmas salutation to the end of your pumoniker. Like a rose growing up through a crack in the concrete. 180

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: libcrusher180



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: evan39

Ljl

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: red-nosed alcoholic priest giving xmas sermon(Pederastrian)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: evan39

Cr friend!

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: ..,,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ive been pumping this shit to you autists so i need credit too

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Aloha Chad Boom!(Boom)


F it

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

Said seeking wild beauties for my strange experiments. no cutting

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: LTDanKaffe

Made it through about 4 paragraphs (if you can call them that), but its painfully unreadable so I had to stop.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: don\'t run son halford sees you(and icu)


*flagged spam amazon review turns into GC It clown spider, scuttles away under ur desk*

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant

There is some technique, some method to it, for sure.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: evan39

Might be flex delivery service hmmm

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP

ur exeunt?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: \"Cool Kid\" with stable of alts

Yes as the election of Moore shows, a presidents popularity is irrelevant.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: twins



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: \"Cool Kid\" with stable of alts

Odd. Kenny, insane right wing gun nut and the rest of the xo con crew have assured me he is wildly popular

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: A Mistletoe is Performed

congratulations bro

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

you need a gang of sociopathic female assistants wheedling the girls

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: chilmata(poasting from a flawless horse stance)


I was one of the original Trumpmos though so I don't know what I was thinking.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: A Charlie Brown Christmas(@realcharliebrown)


updates?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: .,.,,,,..,.,,\'\'.,.\'\'.,.,,



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: ..,,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828141&mc=1&forum_id=2

dont sell yet it still has ways to go

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: ,.,;:.,..,:,.,;:,.:,.,.,:,,..,;.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,

There clearly was collusion... between the unholy Clinton/FBI alliance and Russia

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: libcrusher180

Trump will never be president now!

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

i'm gonna find oil refineries and splay women out and cut them a little bit and coat them with plastic and

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

friend, I just did, even in passing, I made reference to his sharing of confidential information and his failure to take basic security protocols concerning that information.

As for what HRC did wrong, we've got all sorts of conspiracies here but nothing more than that she was boomerific with some emails and she had a lot of baggage that morons who don't know they are morons will have a lot of opinions on.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: libcrusher180

Libs?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

ttiwwop

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,

these are just right wing conspiracy theories

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro(Het+Cis)


*DG freshmen encircle him and rip the clothes off his body*

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: cannon

The only quasi love story in the Last Jedi involves the black guy and AZN girl and neither is attractive and they both have short, squatty bodies. No one cares about them or what happens to them in the movie

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/e/e8/Star_Wars_The_Last_Jedi_-_Finn.png/revision/latest?cb=20170729181835

https://cdn6.bigcommerce.com/s-5ylnei6or5/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/1635/2825/2533_Rose_SWVIII_23__31902.1504185634.jpg?c=2

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

this warrants further discussion. I'll start: WHAT THE FUCK?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: chilmata(poasting from a flawless horse stance)


Cool!

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: ,.,;:.,..,:,.,;:,.:,.,.,:,,..,;.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,

Move along nothing to see here

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: A Charlie Brown Christmas(@realcharliebrown)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,

to sum SP's thoughts ITT up: all Trumpmos are dumb for believing in these "conspiracy theories" and voting Trump, whereas Dems are smart because they saw right past them.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

scalpel play?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

increased quite a bit

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: typical lib pundit

with his cardano tip. unnghhh. dat CNN-style parenthetical. evan39 owes you a BJ for me...

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827564&mc=102&forum_id=2#34909276

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: zarathustra



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: \"Cool Kid\" with stable of alts

Holy fucking shit lol drake

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: chilmata(poasting from a flawless horse stance)


It was comical. I could tell just from seeing him through the windshield that this guy has zero muscle, yet right there on the hood in capital letters it spells "F L E X". What is he flexing exactly?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: lawman8

Don't think so, but now you are veering down a very stupid tangent that has nothing to do with the OP or my poasts, so I'm not going to follow you.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: michael CharlesXIIikoff



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

lol

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

you will become ART, immortal, you could be my MUSE

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Dick Trickle, RIP

Interesting since the as-is rate is about 65 percent.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: A Mistletoe is Performed



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

how about a NIXXON watch????

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: ,.,;:.,..,:,.,;:,.:,.,.,:,,..,;.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

sounds like you can also prepay a reasonable estimate of your income tax.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: animeboi

(hasn't seen The Last Jedi)

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,(Merry Christmas )




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro(Het+Cis)


It's a very Jewish millennial talking about meditation. 95% is silence - he stands there with his eyes closed, not talking after having the room sit silently and meditate. Lol@our "profession"

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

I'd be a reckless big titty slut with an ugly nose

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: hardiman

and?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: A Mistletoe is Performed

cr this is all Earl Warren's fault

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: A Charlie Brown Christmas(@realcharliebrown)


lmao, never

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer\'s abs

Unlikely since most xoxo'ers are racist

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: AssFaggot (Chad biglaw litigator)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:21 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

okay. I don't disagree with you but I think education should entail critical thinking, a cultivation of that as a skill, and some sort of schema on how to weigh information. I think nationally we are failing on this.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Cowboys and Franzens



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: assburger



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

I need redheads and freckled women and busty women in their early 30s especially...

this won't be flattering at all think macro-images of oozing pussies and bleeding flesh

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

Funny how you can have this thread on HRC but not on Trump because nobody can identify exactly what Trump did.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: typical lib pundit

told my dad yesterday. his only advice was to ensure i at least retain my initial investment.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

my local TJ's is really trying to forcememe Manchego and Iberian cheese. Not really sold on it yet.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: nutella

What sort of RE are you looking to buy? Are you looking to rent it out or flip it? Id like to get into RE since we don’t want to only put money into the stock market, but it’s a tough market right now given how high it is.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: ..,,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,

a perfectly reviewed product is unlikely to be totally shitty at least

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Clarence Beeks

Manchego

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

So tell me about the last time you needed a butt plug....



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: animeboi

Explain why.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

and ... what else did she say? She said something else that limits that in the same paragraph, didn't she.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: typical lib pundit

you forgot the salon.com link, bro

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Citizen, Speak Turkish!

Lifted with his clothes on


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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: chilmata(poasting from a flawless horse stance)


omg

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Clarence Beeks

That cool refreshing drink

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

I disagree, partly because I don't want to be one of those "in the bubble" libs. I think there's some legit concern about immigration issues, for example.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Cowboys and Franzens



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

sage darby

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: A Mistletoe is Performed

amazing thread and truly deserving of the DIGITAL name

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro(Het+Cis)


(BMW 3-series driver)

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Cowboys and Franzens



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

so you cant tell me why what trump has done with confidential information is okay but what hrc did with confidential information isn't okay? that's all I'm asking.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: lawman8

When she says things like: "I want a world with open borders," yes, it is reasonable to assume she wants open borders.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro(Het+Cis)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Clarence Beeks

Bullshit, these can be extremely prestigious depending on the brand.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: hardiman

at least once or twice.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: michael CharlesXIIikoff

of course it means something. But I just don't understand how saying that "more education" will help the problems with "flailing on both sides of the political spectrum" is true. Of course you want an educated electorate. My point is that higher education doesn't necessarily mean a more informed and reasonable voting electorate, especially in this age of hyper partisan media (with literally no trustworthy mainstream outlets) and toxic social media culture.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Behold! Serf, a life you will never know

dead serious, just became a finalist for a 15K grant to do this

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

plenty of dems are dumb.
But I think this convo might go in the way of talking about how dems are blacks and blacks are dumb.
Well, here's the thing though, blacks, in politics, know they don't know. Whereas trumpmos think they know when they don't know and they don't even know they don't know.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

lmao, great thread

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: bloodacre roasting on an open fire

little known fact, you can get these any time of year.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: DrakeMallard(When there's trouble you call DW)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,

its not cr. the Trump electorate are dumb and did not vote based on these issues

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: hardiman



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: porjectfinAAnce

Incredible. Must have felt almost as good as when I caught that missing comma in the credit agreement for the joint bookrunners on this subordinated debt deal. Wouldn't trade that experience for the world.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: DrakeMallard(When there's trouble you call DW)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

(terrorist who doesn't like caramel popcorn)

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

I always buy a giant wedge of Jarlsberg cheese when I'm at TJs

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: hardiman



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: DrakeMallard(When there's trouble you call DW)


Lol imagine the NYT writing something this good

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Jean Jacques Jingleheimerdood(his name is my name)


Your thinking is too muddled, and your writing way too shitty, for anyone to draft an "on point" response to anything you produce. It's frustrating as fuck to read your jumbled inner monologue puked out on the bort.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: hardiman

pretty much nothing. he inspired millions. the problem is that some of the people he inspired got carried away, and did things that gave National Socialism a bad name. but that doesn't mean it was hitler's fault.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Minister-Counselor(a prancing two-star equivalent)


Although he was reading from a card.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro(Het+Cis)


PROLE TELL

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Benzodiazepine Blepharospasms

y

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro(Het+Cis)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Well, I understand the concern that we are too condescending or whatever, but honestly sometimes you have to call a spade a spade. If it's national stupidity, then that's what it is. That's the diagnosis. So, what's the cure? (metophircally change the baseline from 85 to 70 by fiat)?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Benzodiazepine Blepharospasms

No matter what the ethnic comp of the subway car, I put one of my legs through the strap of my bag. #NoMugging

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Kilns4Kikes

Ripple

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Clarence Beeks

He's read the FRE in law school

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Oh, you travel?

I bought 15

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: nutella

180!

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,

cr. the Dem electorate are highly educated people who saw past the right wing media's lies about Hillary. i think we should just let people in blue states vote from now on

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro(Het+Cis)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Why do you think they did shitty work? Lack of responsiveness?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Benzodiazepine Blepharospasms

?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: hardiman

just take her to the vet at the zoo. he probably has experience dealing with dental issues in gorillas

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

Sat on a call in the last 24 hours with a BIG 4 firm. They recommended paying 2018 SALT in 2017 for Californians.



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Yeah. Education doesn't mean shit. You are right.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: \"\"\"\"\'\'

"mr. elba, it is called a motion in limine."

"oh it most certainly is lemony, ya honnuh."

*cackles*

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

lol.

But its okay to pull words out of context from HRC's speeches and say "This is what she believes"?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I settled a case for a bit over 2 million for a widow whose husband was killed in a head on collision. The other party only had 100K policy but we found a road defect from construction and got almost 2 mil from the construction company/city. I changed that woman's life. She was an old Hispanic lady who never worked and spoke no English. Without me she would have been destitute. It felt really good to help someone that much.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP

hah

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

180, congratulations

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

rofl

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: typical lib pundit

right, my disappointment has nothing to do with Disney shitting all over the faces of the franchise, putting in a LULZy Leia come-back-to-life jedi magic trick, killing off Luke in a super lame way, interjecting campy jokes into the dialogue, utilizing underwhelming villains who couldn't hold Darth Vader's cyborg cock jock strap, etc.

Most critics also LOVED the very white English patient, which I also detest. Incidentally, I actually liked Rogue One, which was quite the SJW-fest.

Go fuck yourself, shitlib - or your tranny gf or whatever. People like you who are eager to see racism in everything and take offense are a big reason why China will overtake the US in the next two decades.



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

it's what he does to many poasters

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Credited. You should poast more, brother.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,



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Author: NIGGER HOLDUP



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: lawman8

I did but you are misrepresenting the purpose behind saying it. That was not the reason to vote for him.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: \"\"\"\"\'\'

almost certainly real

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: NIGGER JUICER



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Buck \"The Club\" Paulette

lol, it's Gloria Allred's daughter

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: NIGGER HOLDUP



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Thanks Mario! But our partner is in another castle( )


LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer\'s abs

This is jcm

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: michael CharlesXIIikoff

literal high school drop outs (not all of course) showed more nuance in their political beliefs and choice of voting than many (not all of course) of the most educated people we have. Explain.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Belisarius

Add 0 character development to the list. U jump from one emergency/chase to another w no breaks. Asian chicks only character trait is her sister died

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

lol how much money did you end up getting

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: killa cam(ggtp)




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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: porjectfinAAnce

What moment in your legal career are you most proud of? Some brilliant procedural move? Closing argument? Seeing your clients' lives change after a big win/settlement?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer\'s abs

I dont think i can answer this hypo

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: DrakeMallard(When there's trouble you call DW)


Luke always was a pussy glad he went out like one

Nothing like his father

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: nopayenogain

i don't understand any of this

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Buck \"The Club\" Paulette

lol

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

seriously want an on point response to this, if any of you numbnuts are up to the task.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Belisarius

Exactly my question. If he’s gonna die let him die in person at least. Don’t get the hologram trick death. Seems totally unnecessary

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Minister-Counselor(a prancing two-star equivalent)


Staff members manually re-typed some of it. Not sure if that's enough to explain the volume though.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: animeboi

SPOILERS BELOW

- Luke dies by running out of chakra after using galactic kage bunshin no jutsu. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDUOWC4yib0 )
- Snoke dies like a dumbass for not paying attention to his surroundings. Pelvis injury complications.
- Leia flies through space like Superman using the Force.
- Captain Phasma dies like Wile E Coyote.
- Rey is still a "powerful womyn" Mary Sue who can do no wrong and needs no man.
- Hand sex.
- Finn and Rose got the shortest possible end of the stick.
- Excessive humour in the most improper scenes.
- Knights of Ren? What Knights of Ren?
- Lightsaber duels? Never heard of them.
- Star Wars: The Force Awakens? Never seen it, but i'll make a sequel anyway.
- Plot? Pfffft. Just have some special effects and go home kid.
- Broom boi.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

not responsive

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer\'s abs

I agree. Im worthless garbage.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,

cr. the electorate who voted for Trump was stupid because they believed in conspiracy theories, while the electorate who voted for Hillary are not because they could see past those lies.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Knave

I think the debate around his immigration, protectionism and other items are worthwhile debates regardless of Trump's involvement. I just hate the hyperventilating and the ad hom that comes up in the face of disagreement.

I've had some really fantastic debates on here at times, but the amount of horseshit I had to wade through to get to one of those is disappointing. I find the disagreements between me and most posters on here the primary reason it is worth coming back and when I get people to engage, it is incredibly satisfying to have a discussion with someone a perspective I don't fully understand but grow to appreciate through the course of debate.

I have not been able to find that on any other forum I have gone to.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Frosty The Galleria of Snowmen

I'd do a my two dads thing with EPAH where we raise a kid right and pwn cunnus all weekend. Then I'd divorce and take half after a decade

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: nopayenogain

why doesn't he just go there himself?

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

went to my local dental mill back during the summer (when in USA) and it was an Azn wymmin. Previous time was older WASP lady. Usually my dentists have been WASPs.

Saw a pretty good WASP dentist who has an office near the Vons in Point Loma on Midway Drive, for what it's worth.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: DrakeMallard(When there's trouble you call DW)


Just do pay women to make up sexual assault allegations a week before the election

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/365068-exclusive-prominent-lawyer-sought-donor-cash-for-two-trump-accusers



Exclusive: Prominent lawyer sought donor cash for two Trump accusers
TheHill.com


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A well-known women’s rights lawyer sought to arrange compensation from donors and tabloid media outlets for women who made or considered making sexual misconduct allegations against Donald Trump during the final months of the 2016 presidential race, according to documents and interviews.

California lawyer Lisa Bloom’s efforts included offering to sell alleged victims’ stories to TV outlets in return for a commission for herself, arranging a donor to pay off one Trump accuser’s mortgage and attempting to secure a six-figure payment for another woman who ultimately declined to come forward after being offered as much as $750,000, the clients told The Hill.

The women’s accounts were chronicled in contemporaneous contractual documents, emails and text messages reviewed by The Hill, including an exchange of texts between one woman and Bloom that suggested political action committees supporting Hillary Clinton were contacted during the effort.

Bloom, who has assisted dozens of women in prominent harassment cases and also defended film executive Harvey Weinstein earlier this year, represented four women considering making accusations against Trump last year. Two went public, and two declined.
In a statement to The Hill, Bloom acknowledged she engaged in discussions to secure donations for women who made or considered making accusations against Trump before last year’s election.

“Donors reached out to my firm directly to help some of the women I represented,” said Bloom, whose clients have also included accusers of Bill Cosby and Bill O’Reilly.

Bloom said her goal in securing money was not to pressure the women to come forward, but rather to help them relocate or arrange security if they felt unsafe during the waning days of a vitriolic election. She declined to identify any of the donors.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver(Veteran of the Psychic Wars)


She is a terrible writer. She relentlessly tries to substitute snark and sarcasm for thoughtfulness and focus. When you read good long form writing with a degree of introspection, it stands out immediately. Read something by Martin Amis and you'll see what I mean. The writing is very straight forward and simple but remains loaded with personality and insight. Good writers are able to make choices and capture a reader without resorting to all the awful sardonic posturing and 'tongue-in-cheek' jags she gratifies herself with. It's a classic dumb-person-wants-to-sound-smart defense mechanism. I do it myself.

The entire piece is a meandering horror show that amounts to little more than her whining about how bad women have it in our society, gushing about her friends, and whining about the grievances and tedium that we all navigate in our boring daily lives. All the while she takes shots at everyone she can and finishes with a completely vapid subscreed of sheer bitterness toward younger women and unjustified self-satisfaction because she went through the HORROR of getting sober when she wasn't even a severe alcoholic who suffered consequences.

The underlying theme that women drink because society is fucked up for women is approaching the dumbest, most mercenary thing I have heard all week. This cooze should be paraded through the streets in stocks whole the crowd bombs her with balloons full of rosé.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer\'s abs

I get your point, but based on my past experiences i think its impossible for us to guess who has a COCK and whos packing a tiny peener

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